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Halloween 2026 · Limited edition · Bella+Canvas 3001
Bite Size Is a Lie. Tee
Limited edition Available until Nov 23
$27.99
S–XL $27.99 · 2XL–3XL $30.99 · Shipping calculated at checkout
Shown at actual size. We measured it. It was not even a bite.
Heads up on timing. Orders placed now will likely arrive after Oct 31: every shirt is made to order, about 2–5 business days to print plus 3–5 business days to ship in the US. We can't promise Halloween delivery. Half of these are funnier in November anyway.
Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout. Size chart · Not sure? Size up.
Not on sale yet: this button goes live as soon as the shirts are loaded in our store. Want a heads-up? Email us.
Made to order: printed just for you. Misprints reprinted on us within 30 days. US shipping cost shown at checkout.
Details
- Who it's for: Candy realists and anyone who's opened a fun-sized disappointment.
- Limited edition: available until Nov 23, then it goes back in the crypt.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. Sizes S–3XL.
- Direct-to-garment print. Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days, then 3–5 business days to ship in the US with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
Size chart
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | $27.99 |
| M | 20 | 29 | $27.99 |
| L | 22 | 30 | $27.99 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | $27.99 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | $30.99 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | $30.99 |
Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).
Shipping & misprints
Orders placed now will likely arrive after Oct 31: every shirt is made to order, about 2–5 business days to print plus 3–5 business days to ship in the US. We can't promise Halloween delivery. Half of these are funnier in November anyway. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to whyitfits@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. Full policy.
