Bella+Canvas 3001 · Unisex tee
I Have Plans. They're Called Not Going. Tee
$27.99
S–XL $27.99 · 2XL–3XL $30.99 · Shipping calculated at checkout
You have plans. Big ones. They involve a blanket, a snack, and absolutely not going. Three lines that say “thanks for the invite” and “no” at the same time. For introverts, homebodies, and the hero who cancels first so everyone else can too. Wear it to the thing you got talked into. Or, better, don't.
Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout. Size chart · Not sure? Size up. Shirts can't be returned, regret can.
Pick your size at checkout. Direct links: Light version · Dark version
Made to order: printed just for you, like a custom groan. Misprints reprinted on us within 30 days. US shipping cost shown at checkout.
More ink colors
Same art, same size and spot, in six more inks. Each ink is its own product in our store, separate from the Light/Dark picker above.
Navy Blue ink
Shirt colors: White, Natural, Soft Cream, Ash, and Athletic Heather. Previews show White, Natural, and Athletic Heather. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Navy Blue inkForest Green ink
Shirt colors: White, Natural, Soft Cream, Ash, and Athletic Heather. Previews show Natural, White, and Athletic Heather. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Forest Green inkSky Blue ink
Shirt colors: Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Asphalt, Forest, and Heather Navy. Previews show Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, and Forest. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Sky Blue inkMint Green ink
Shirt colors: Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Asphalt, and Forest. Previews show Forest, Black, Navy, and Dark Grey Heather. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Mint Green inkOrange ink
Shirt colors: Black and Navy. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Orange inkGold ink
Shirt colors: Black, Navy, Forest, Maroon, Brown, Dark Grey Heather, and Heather Navy. Previews show Maroon, Black, Navy, Forest, and Dark Grey Heather. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Gold inkDetails
- Who it's for: Introverts, homebodies and professional plan-cancelers.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. True to size for most people; size up for a roomier fit.
- Sizes S–3XL. Light versions in White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), dark versions in Black or Navy (off-white ink).
- Direct-to-garment print, so the ink soaks in instead of sitting on top like a sticker.
- Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days before it ships.
- Ships to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
Size chart
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | $27.99 |
| M | 20 | 29 | $27.99 |
| L | 22 | 30 | $27.99 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | $27.99 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | $30.99 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | $30.99 |
Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).
Care
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print. Treat it like you treat the joke: gently, and often.
Shipping & misprints
Printed in about 2–5 business days, then usually 3–5 business days in transit within the US, with tracking. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to whyitfits@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. We can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size. Full policy.
