S–XL $27.99 · 2XL–3XL $30.99 · Shipping calculated at checkout
Your 9-to-5 is my lunch break. Nurses, bakers, truckers, warehouse crews, first responders: you know the 4 AM sandwich hits different. A digital clock that tells the truth about your schedule, for the people who keep everything running while the rest of us sleep. Good morning? Good night? Yes.
Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout. Size chart · Not sure? Size up. Shirts can't be returned, regret can.
Who it's for: Night-shift and early-shift workers, and the people who love them.
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. True to size for most people; size up for a roomier fit.
Sizes S–3XL. Light versions in White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), dark versions in Black or Navy (off-white ink).
Direct-to-garment print, so the ink soaks in instead of sitting on top like a sticker.
Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days before it ships.
Ships to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
Size chart
Bella+Canvas 3001 size chart in inches
Size
Width (in)
Length (in)
Price
S
18
28
$27.99
M
20
29
$27.99
L
22
30
$27.99
XL
24
31
$27.99
2XL
26
32
$30.99
3XL
28
33
$30.99
Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).
Care
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print. Treat it like you treat the joke: gently, and often.
Shipping & misprints
Printed in about 2–5 business days, then usually 3–5 business days in transit within the US, with tracking. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to whyitfits@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. We can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size. Full policy.
