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Thanksgiving 2026 · Limited edition · Bella+Canvas 3001
Pass the Potatoes. Not the Questions. Tee
Limited edition Available until Nov 30
$27.99
S–XL $27.99 · 2XL–3XL $30.99 · Shipping calculated at checkout
Yes to mashed potatoes. No to “so what are you doing with your life.”
Want it by Thanksgiving? Order by about Nov 13 for standard shipping or about Nov 19 for express. We can't guarantee delivery dates.
Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout. Size chart · Not sure? Size up.
Pick your size at checkout.
Made to order: printed just for you. Misprints reprinted on us within 30 days. US shipping cost shown at checkout.
Details
- Who it's for: Anyone dodging relatives' questions about jobs, dating or life plans.
- Limited edition: available until Nov 30, then it goes back in the fridge with the leftovers.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. Sizes S–3XL.
- Direct-to-garment print. Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days, then 3–5 business days to ship in the US with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
Size chart
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | $27.99 |
| M | 20 | 29 | $27.99 |
| L | 22 | 30 | $27.99 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | $27.99 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | $30.99 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | $30.99 |
Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).
Shipping & misprints
Want it by Thanksgiving? Order by about Nov 13 for standard shipping or about Nov 19 for express. We can't guarantee delivery dates. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to whyitfits@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. Full policy.
