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Bella+Canvas 3001 · Unisex tee

Sorry I'm Late. My Dog Had Notes. Tee

$27.99

S–XL $27.99 · 2XL–3XL $30.99 · Shipping calculated at checkout

You were ready on time. The dog was not. He had feedback on the walk, the route and that one bush, and he needed to share it with every hydrant on the block. This is the official excuse of dog people everywhere, signed with a paw print so nobody can argue. For the friend who's always five minutes late and always a little bit furry.

Color: White (Light · dark ink)

White and Athletic Heather are the Light version (dark ink); Black and Navy are the Dark version (off-white ink). Pick the exact color at checkout.

Size

Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout. Size chart · Not sure? Size up. Shirts can't be returned, regret can.

Buy on our Shopify store · Light

Made to order: printed just for you, like a custom groan. Misprints reprinted on us within 30 days. US shipping cost shown at checkout.

New ink colors, coming soon

Same art, same size and spot, new ink. Previews only: these aren't for sale yet and aren't in the color picker above. Shirt colors shown are examples.

Details
  • Who it's for: Dog parents, dog-park regulars and brand-new puppy people.
  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. True to size for most people; size up for a roomier fit.
  • Sizes S–3XL. Light versions in White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), dark versions in Black or Navy (off-white ink).
  • Direct-to-garment print, so the ink soaks in instead of sitting on top like a sticker.
  • Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days before it ships.
  • Ships to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
Size chart
Bella+Canvas 3001 size chart in inches
SizeWidth (in)Length (in)Price
S1828$27.99
M2029$27.99
L2230$27.99
XL2431$27.99
2XL2632$30.99
3XL2833$30.99

Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).

Care

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print. Treat it like you treat the joke: gently, and often.

Shipping & misprints

Printed in about 2–5 business days, then usually 3–5 business days in transit within the US, with tracking. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to whyitfits@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. We can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size. Full policy.