S–XL $27.99 · 2XL–3XL $30.99 · Shipping calculated at checkout
Chaos on the inside. Five minutes early on the outside. Wobbly letters up top, a calm little “but” in the middle, and PUNCTUAL. squared away at the bottom, for people who have a lot going on but still RSVP'd on time. Built for coworkers, best friends, and anyone whose group chat is a crime scene but whose calendar is immaculate. Professionally deranged. Never late.
Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout. Size chart · Not sure? Size up. Shirts can't be returned, regret can.
Who it's for: Coworkers, best friends and the reliably chaotic.
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. True to size for most people; size up for a roomier fit.
Sizes S–3XL. Light versions in White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), dark versions in Black or Navy (off-white ink).
Direct-to-garment print, so the ink soaks in instead of sitting on top like a sticker.
Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days before it ships.
Ships to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
Size chart
Bella+Canvas 3001 size chart in inches
Size
Width (in)
Length (in)
Price
S
18
28
$27.99
M
20
29
$27.99
L
22
30
$27.99
XL
24
31
$27.99
2XL
26
32
$30.99
3XL
28
33
$30.99
Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).
Care
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print. Treat it like you treat the joke: gently, and often.
Shipping & misprints
Printed in about 2–5 business days, then usually 3–5 business days in transit within the US, with tracking. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to whyitfits@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. We can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size. Full policy.
